Farcore

Parkore that basically like regular except you do certain moves specifically to angle your bottom for specific types of farts.

A label that releases audiobooks.  They are only released on limited edition vinyl box sets.  The vinyl is colored to that of the hue of the authors/readers skin.

A children themed album of Beastie Boys covers.  It would include "Hey Babies!" and "You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Pedialyte."

Old west saloon

An old timey saloon in new york city. It's even set up with those saloon doors that flap in and out. Get some guys to bring a dumptruck full of sand so it seems like it's in the old west. Have a good-in-a-shitty-way piano player. Have it be open all night even though that shit's obviously illegal in new york. But what are you gonna do, lock those flappy doors? Have running poker games in house. Guns are mandatory to enter the bar. Even hire a few old dudes as cowboys and haggard women for old-timey prostitutes. But get this. Here's the kicker. Also hire professional period actors to cheat at poker and get all the customers with guns all riled up. Call it the "obviously bad idea saloon"

Quick money maker.

A buffet that serves all you can eat cotton candy, chocolate cake, delicious salty potato chips, and peanut butter. It would be really cheap. But get this, here's the money maker. Drinks, including water, will be like 3 dollars. No free refills.

million dollar idea

A guitar distortion pedal that makes your guitar sound like farts.

Another one

Okay.  A meta-improv comic.  It would be a dude who writes all his jokes, but his only subject matter is about things that he's seen at improv comedy nights, or about improv comedy.