Saturday, December 29, 2012
Friday, December 14, 2012
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Old west saloon
An old timey saloon in new york city. It's even set up with those saloon doors that flap in and out. Get some guys to bring a dumptruck full of sand so it seems like it's in the old west. Have a good-in-a-shitty-way piano player. Have it be open all night even though that shit's obviously illegal in new york. But what are you gonna do, lock those flappy doors? Have running poker games in house. Guns are mandatory to enter the bar. Even hire a few old dudes as cowboys and haggard women for old-timey prostitutes. But get this. Here's the kicker. Also hire professional period actors to cheat at poker and get all the customers with guns all riled up. Call it the "obviously bad idea saloon"
Quick money maker.
A buffet that serves all you can eat cotton candy, chocolate cake, delicious salty potato chips, and peanut butter. It would be really cheap. But get this, here's the money maker. Drinks, including water, will be like 3 dollars. No free refills.
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Another one
Two to start with.
1. A synthesis of two bands. Take the Talking Heads and the Black Crows. Call it the "Talking Crows." The music would be Black Crows songs with that straight ahead steady beat that the Talking Heads always use. The vocals would be birds. Maybe get some parrots, or just use bird songs, whatever.
2. Ok, a band called "The Whom." They would do acoustic covers of The Who songs. Except all the lyrics would be edited to be completely grammatically correct and in full sentences.